BITS OF WIT AND TONS OF PUNS
A pun is described as a form of jesting in which a person uses a word in two senses. Puns are fun. They can jiggle a giggle from a young adult or trickle a tickle from a ninety-year-old. The author has played with puns all his life. He absolutely adores them. Herein is a short accumulation of some that have either occurred recently or can even be dated back to his childhood. In a similar manner, the "other nonsense" entails an assortment of quips, mainly one- and two-liners with a play on words. Some are based on actual events. Others are purely fabricated from his imagination. The whole presentation is designed to elicit a chuckle or two from the readers.
-- Herbert Field