But I Am a Lefty
Have you ever felt like you are different or don't belong because you use your left hand? Have you ever had that gray pencil smudge all down the side of your left hand? Ever had someone stare at you with a weird look on their face for doing literally anything with your left hand? Well, you are not alone. Sure, being a lefty has its challenges, but it is a badge of honor. Wear it confidently. Wear it proudly. Because you are a lefty.
-- Abbott Bryant