Fred the Head and Other Tales of Dread

If you’re looking for a "happily ever after", put this book down. The stories are a collection of tales that I developed over the years to tell to my grandchildren around the campfire. Please don’t be offended, but I have tales with midgets, Irish people dancing and drinking, people born with birth defects and women with big butts. I also have very clever endings to my stories. Many of these stories start with an old saying or a play on words and a funny and clever tale that explains where the saying came from (not really). If you want to laugh, share, think and say to yourself that was cool, this is the book for you. Dump people need not read it as they probably won’t comprehend most of the stories.

One of my favorite parts of this adventure is when I finish telling a story one of the kids will usually say, I get it! ----- Do you?

-- William Hoke