Mister's Miss
You walk in through the café's double doors and immediately notice the man named Mister giving you the onceâ€"over with his ogling eyes. You stand in line and stare back with a halfâ€"smile to acknowledge his attention. You like what you see, and so does he. As his proper seriousness turns sultry, he sends back a noteworthy smile that stretches from coast to coast. With a room full of chatty guests oblivious to your heated exchange, you are caught off guard when Mister lets you have a peek into his bareâ€"naked soul. Then Mister provocatively swaggers over, gracefully puts his hand on yours, and strongly urges you to follow him forward on this hot, intimate journey of erotica. Mister was never as bold as that, but after experiencing a powerful déjà â€"vuâ€"like dream, he was emotionally free enough to be just like that. The darkness and selfâ€"confinement of yesterday had vanished, and now, Mister is a fullâ€"throttled tease willing to go anywhere and do anything to find, get, and keep his sexual soul mate. Using nineteenthâ€"century gentlemanlike charm and twentyâ€"firstâ€"century technology, he will get his Miss.
-- C. Robins