The Egg Came First

There have been many great scientists and philosophers, as well as moms and dads, who have all been baffled at the world's most curious secret: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, I came up with the answer in my own creative way. It all started with a turkey named Tommy, who fell in love with a duck named Daisy, and despite what the other animals thought, they created a bond that brought about a magic egg.

-- William McKinney